ISFP: Inserts themselves into the same social circle as you and parties with you regularly until the two of you inevitably hook up.
ESFP: Puts X’s at the end of all text messages and finds fifteen excuses a day to hug you.
ENFP: Teases you mercilessly and uncharacteristically does not flake on any of your plans.
ISTJ: Rearranges their schedule in order to spend more time around you but fiercely denies their attraction until you make it clear as day that you’re interested in them.
ESTJ: Orders you to go on a date with them.
INTP: Is actually motivated to spend time with you, especially if they don’t know you very well. Stares at you when you’re talking as though they are studying you.
ENTP: Finds out exactly what makes you tick and then uses it to convince you that YOU like THEM.
ESTP: Shows off in front of you at every available opportunity.
ISTP: Becomes uncharacteristically protective of you.
ESFJ: Asks you ten thousand questions about yourself and remembers every. Single. Answer.
ENFJ: Somehow gets you to open up about your deepest childhood trauma over coffee.
ENTJ: Takes you out to dinner and grills you about your long-term goals.
ISFJ: Develops a keen interest in everything you’ve ever even remotely mentioned liking.
INFP: Writes about you on their secret blog while fantasizing that you’ve been following it all along and will write them back.
INFJ: Gives you a look that implies they are staring directly into your soul without collecting $200 or passing “Go.”
INTJ: Lets you touch them without cringing. And/or replies “Yes” when asked directly whether or not they like you.