You’re single because: You have a savior complex and keep going for wounded people who can’t properly love you back.
You’ll get into a relationship when: You’re finally attracted to someone who has his or her shit together and doesn’t need to be bullied into a relationship.
You’re single because: You’re having way too much fun sleeping around.
You’ll get into a relationship when: You start feeling bad about how long your ISFJ hookup has been doing your laundry for you, at which point you’ll finally ask them out.
You’re single because: You have impossibly high standards and you’d probably just marry yourself if it were legal.
You’ll get into a relationship when: You decide that it is practical to do so, at which point you will assess potential suitors for mate value and propose to the most logical subject.
You’re single because: You smothered the crap out of your last partner, who genuinely did not have anything left to “Open up” about.
You’ll get into a relationship when: You go on the Bachelor and win.
You’re single because: You over-analyze social interactions to the point where it seems easier to just avoid them altogether.
You’ll get into a relationship when: A hell-bent ENFP follows you around for a long enough period of time that you eventually just accept that you’re dating.
You’re single because: You’ve hooked up with everyone you’re mildly interested in and now you’re bored.
You’ll get into a relationship when: You want to, pretty much. Who can resist you?
Your single because: Those helpful life pointers you gave your last date were actually pretty insulting.
You’ll get into a relationship when: You meet an Anastasia Steele type who just wants to be bossed around.
You’re single because: You have the attention span of a goldfish and cannot decide what you want.
You’ll get into a relationship when: You find someone just unattainable enough to intrigue you for a significant period of time.
You’re single because: You have trust issues.
You’ll get into a relationship when: Someone you’ve known for an unimaginable amount of time finally wears you down and convinces you that you can take a chance on them.
You’re single because: You aren’t a party animal/bad boy, which you’ve convinced yourself is all anyone your age wants.
You’ll get into a relationship when: You finally reach the phase of life where other people are as ready to settle down as you have been for the past two decades.
You’re single because: You idealize the crap out of potential partners and then get upset when their reality doesn’t measure up.
You’ll get into a relationship when: You meet someone who also wants the rest of his or her life to resemble a Nicholas Sparks novel.
You’re single because: You rely solely on apps to get laid (Mainly tinder) and don’t see a reason to switch up the game plan.
You’ll get into a relationship when: An insistent ESFJ declares himself or herself your significant other and introduces themselves to your entire family before you have a chance to protest.
You’re single because: You’re attracted to carefree personalities, who then take the relationship twelve hundred times less seriously than you do.
You’ll get into a relationship when: The ESTP you’ve been pursuing is finally ready to settle down.
You’re single because: You haven’t found anyone you love more than you love Reality TV.
You’ll get into a relationship when: Someone intrigues you enough to pull you out of your shell and pursue him or her full-force.
You’re single because: You haven’t left your apartment in three months.
You’ll get into a relationship when: You meet someone just like yourself on World of Warcraft.
You’re single because: You’re not. You’re probably already in a couple of relationships that you’ve just forgotten about.
You’ll get into a relationship when: Your INFJ wife tracks you down and demands to know where you’ve been for the past six years.